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Pens + Pencils

Make a note of this... if you're looking for penpal worthy writing implements we a ton of unique items to choose from!  Pens, pencils, crayons, erasers, sharpeners, you name it. For paper art to body art, from super smelly to super clever you'll be looking for excuses to write more!  Just please don't break out your checkbook if we're behind you in line.  Excellent gifts for teachers, students, and co-workers!

Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencils

$2.99

Around the corner fudge is made. If you're not sure what this Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencil Set is referencing, you might have grown up too fast. This classic children's phrase was a sassy way to explain colors of stuff that comes from the body and it's...

Adulthood Pen Set

$9.99

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a little laugh from what most of us have experienced while growing up... that we just want to go back because...

Unicorn + Rainbow Scented Eraser Set

$4.99 $4.39

Strawberry Scented! Discover a cuteness overload with our magical Unique Unicorn Strawberry Scented Erasers. This set of 5 strawberry scented erasers come with 4 colorful unicorns and one really large rainbow eraser. Now you can erase pencil made...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into almost any shape!  You can even tie them in a knot...

Unicorn Makeup Carrying Case

$9.99 $6.99

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or...

These Are Nacho Pencils

$6.99

What do you call a pencil that isn't yours? Nacho pencil! This mouth-watering Nacho Pencil Set represents all the different ingredients found in nachos or individual chip dipping! You can use these pencils to draw, write, note and erase! They're #2 too...

GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99 $2.19

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4...

Deal With It Cat Meme Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cat meme! Our Deal With It Write Side Up Floaty Pen will allow you to get a firm grasp on reality while enjoying a timeless internet meme! Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by the hypnotic motion of a floaty pen...

Timber Eraser

$2.99

Timberrrrrrrrr! Look out below! Because you're totally going to fall in love with this unique eraser!  Our Timber Eraser is perfect for those who enjoy good ol' fashion editing with a down to earth touch! Do you really need to axe what you wood...

Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Lucky Kitten Eraser

$2.99

You might already be lucky and never make any mistakes but our Lucky Kitten Eraser is for the rest of us that want cute a eraser that can eradicate bad spellings or over-drawn pictures. These adorable cat erasers are great for scrubbing away an error...

Parenting Pen Set

$9.99

The bags under my eyes are Prada Even people that don't have kids know the lament of parents and our Parenting Pen Set perfectly captures it. I know, having children is wonderful and no one would trade it for anything. But we all understand that having...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

PB & J Pencil Set

$2.99

It's peanut butter jelly time! These mouth watering PB & J Pencils are an ode to the sandwich that never stops being a favorite. We love Peanut Butter and Jelly as kids and even now as adults, it's a classic go-to snack or meal! Now you can use...

Pickle Eraser

$2.99

Relish in your mistakes! Mistakes don't need to be a big dill, fix them up with our real-dill Pickle Eraser! This realistic mini-dill is ready to help out if you find yourself in a pickle with your notes and doodles. Single pickle eraser Made of...

Tentacle Pen

$7.99

Release your inner Kraken!   Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Tentacle Pen is just what has been missing from your life.   Realistically modeled off of a certain Cephalopod's most recognizable...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Space Stationary Pen + Pencil Set

$9.99

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school.  A spaceship eraser Two pencils A four colour pen Countdown ruler This set will get you ready for any sort of academic mission. The pen...

Pencils For First World Problems

$9.99

Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or...

The More You Nope Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Nope, don't tell me! Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99 $3.51

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

$9.99

Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the crispy, crunchy comfort to your creative process... without those pesky calories! Got writers block?...

Drumstick Pen Set

$8.99

I just want to bang on my desk all day! You know that person, maybe it's you... the fidgety pen tapper! They'll pick up just about anything and tap out an impromptu drum solo, like they're playing to a crowd of thousands - not a water cooler and the...

Hang in There Sloth Floaty Pen

$4.99

Just hanging out at work Our nostalgia-inducing Hang in There Sloth Write Side Up Floaty Pen will give you warm fuzzies and flashbacks of the walls of your elementary school. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by...

Demotivational Pen Set

$9.99

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational Pen Set will help settle your stomach! The most demotivational pen set ever, because lets be honest...

XOXO Lipstick Pen

$1.99

Signed with a kiss! Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is hiding the writing implement beneath the classic red...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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