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Approaching the object of your desire requires more than courage, it takes the right words. Sometimes however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work.

To assist in your mating efforts, this book provides verbatim lines so you can sweet-talk with class or crass. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll impress chicks and hunks alike with your persuasive wit-and increase your sex appeal by at least 43.9 percent!

This cloth covered, gold stamped, hardcover book includes 112 pages of pickups and come-ons!

Measures 3.25" x 5.5".
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