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President Trump fans and foes just love our fun and functional hand sanitizer! Use it now, or keep it to hand down through generations to commemorate the clusterf*ck known as 2020!
- Refillable matte glass vile with pump.
- Satsuma Mandarin Scented (orange man bad scented)
- 2 oz of sanitizer
Our very goodly hand sanitizing gel is 70% ethyl alcohol, aloe leaf, carbomer, dimethicone, triisopropanolamine, water. It's made in small batches in an FDA registered facility. The bottle measures approximately 3.68 inches tall x 1.52 inches in diameter.
- Item Number:
- SANI-0912
- 200199209127
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