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Each high quality sculpted troll is 5 inches tall, made from durable PVC and showcased in a colorful gift box. Topped with wild hair that you can style, each figure fully captures the most famous details and features of the man himself.

* Perpetual Kid is a diverse company of happily coexisting folks from all sides of the political landscape. Our political products do not represent the views of the company.  We just think a lighthearted approach with humor is the best medicine during these times.  So... Please no mean emails to our lovely people in our customer service department.

Item Number
TROL-4054
President Trump Troll
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