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Primordial Soap - Don'T Just Wash... Evolve and more Specialty Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. From the makers of entropy... Primordial Soap!

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From the makers of entropy... Primordial Soap!  Accept no substitutes!

This is the original Oparin and Haldane formula made with genuine monomers.  Beware of counterfeit products made in alkaline deep-sea hydrothermal vents!

Get your life started every morning.  Now with 50% more ooze.

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Don't just wash, evolve!  A terrific gift for science lovers and your amoeba of an ex.

Made in the USA.  Garden cucumber + olive oil scent.  scent. 2 oz. / .56 g.

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