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1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card

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Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back.

Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card lets your gift recipient know that you think they're absolutely fanny-tastic!

Ah, the good ole days! Wham!, Duran Duran, Prince, Twisted Sister, and Cyndi Lauper on the Radio! Saturday morning cartoons, Saved by the Bell! And waiting to receive cards from your relatives to see how much money you'll score for your birthday or other random holidays!

Thankfully the '80s refuse to die. So, neon, fanny packs, and scrunchies are totally back in style! What's next, the claw? (Those who know, know.)

This outrageously hip card features:

  • Totally bitchin' 80's neon-color-blocked fanny back on a pink background
  • Faux zippered gift card slot - to place your stash!
  • Fun message card that reads "You're Fanny-tastic!
  • Includes an optional space for a gift card, cash, or Monopoly money, what have you.
  • Extra blank message card included so you can customize your fanny with any message you can dream of!
  • Requires no extra postage!

Use the insert card included, or write your own message on the blank card and slide it into the front slot. Then if you're feeling extra generous, stash some cashola or a gift card in the slot. The card does not open - all of the action is on the front!

Includes one single landscape-oriented card packaged in a protective cello sleeve. Measures approximately 9.25 inches wide x 4 inches tall. Made from sustainably sourced card stock with kraft envelope. Offset-printed. Celebrate in retro style with our 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card. Made in the USA.