Literally The Worst Award Ribbon
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
You are... the Worst.
In the game of life there’s first place and then there are recipients of our Literally The Worst Ribbon. Some people (or a literal year) just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go. Celebrate and honor the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us.
Give your friends a gentle ribbing with our hilarious Literally The Worst Ribbon. It is part award and part greeting card so it makes the perfect addition ties to any gift for birthdays or holidays. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, it's designed to be shiny, pretty and cute.
- Classic ribbon award
- Gold stamped satin
- To and From card on back
- Metal grommet and hang string
- Great gag gift
Classic ribbon award includes metal grommet and hanging string. Has a To & From card attached to the back of ribbon. Our Literally The Worst Ribbon measures 7.5 inches x 2 inches and is gold stamped satin.