A Christmas Story Quote Pencils
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian!
Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably one of the most quoted around the holidays with it's hilarious wit and festive humor! These pencils make a great stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.
- Red pencil: You'll shoot your eye out
- Green pencil: I triple dog dare you
- White pencil: Oh fudge
- Yellow pencil: Fra-gee-lay
- Pink pencil: Pink nightmare
Be the envy of everyone that sees your Christmas Story Pencils... they'll be laughing so hard. They're #2 pencils so you can draw, write, take notes... but you can also just frame them because they're just too funny!
- Made in the USA!
- Set of five #2 pencils
- Draw, write and erase
- Get creative!
Set of five #2 standard pencils with eraser. Red, green, white, yellow and pink pencils with white imprint. Christmas Story Pencils are made in the USA.
