A Cool Guy With Warm Feet Father's Day Card
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faux pas for pa
Our toe-tally punny Dad - Cool Guy Warm Feet Father’s Day Card features the ever controversial “style” choice... socks and sandals. A manner of dress that walks a thin line between geek chic and high crime of fashion. But guess who doesn't care? Your dad. Maybe his toes are cold. Maybe he couldn’t find his shoes. Maybe he's doing you a favor - sparing you from having to look at his gnarly jagged unclipped toenails. Or maybe he’s just doing it to mess with you. One thing is for sure - his feet are cozy and warm, so he’s winning!
- Front: Dad - a cool guy with warm feet
- Inside: Blank for your personal message
- Design: Hairy legs dressed in athletic socks and sandals
- Hand drawn illustration by Texas graphic designer and artist, Kat French
- Eco-friendly! Digitally printed on heavy weight 100% recycled paper
- Made in the USA!
Celebrate your dad’s footloose and fancy-free lifestyle! There’s no point in tip-toeing around the subject of socks with sandals - get it out in the open, just like his feet probably need to be aired out at some point soon. (when we’re not around… P U!) A fun gift or greeting for Father's Day, his birthday, or any occasion!
Made in the United States of America. Digitally Printed on 100% recycled 130# uncoated cover stock. Card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. A2 size card, and kraft brown envelope packaged in a cellophane sleeve for protection. Our Cool Guy Dad Father’s Day Card pokes fun at it front and center.