A Couple of Tits Hanging Out Greeting Card
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Are you looking at my tits?
No harm no fowl. (ya dirty bird!) Naturally, our cheeky A Couple Tits Greeting Card, is meant to grab the good kind of attention with its visual wordplay on full display for the world to see!
- Front: “A couple of tits hanging out”
- Inside: Blank for a sassy personalized message
- Design: A couple of different sized tits *blue tit birds* hanging out
- Hand-drawn design digitally printed
- Made in the UK
A fun greeting card to exchange with your breast friend! It's blank inside, so it's perfect for any occasion!
Handmade and illustrated by Goodwick, UK artist Frankie Nicholas. Printed on a good quality cardstock with a craft envelope made from recycled paper. Our A Couple Tits Greeting Card is a gift of good-natured fun.
