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A Wise Woman Once Said F*ck This Sh*t Birthday Card

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Not my circus... not my monkeys

Sometimes a good slice of advice can go a long way, just like our Wise Woman Birthday Card. It's good to let go and not stress about some things. When it comes to drama and people dragging you down in life, you just have to say F**K THIS S**T and free yourself of that negative energy!

Send or give this beautiful card to a friend for their next birthday and they'll relish it for years to come with the advice. When things are getting hairy years to come, you'll just look at each other and proudly says F**K THIS S**T!

Front of the card says - A wise woman once said F**K THIS S**T and she lived happily ever after.
Inside greeting says - Here's to another year wiser.

  • 100% post consumer recycled paper
  • VOC free vegetable-based vibra-color printing
  • Chlorine-free processing
  • Print and production is 100% solar
  • Proudly Made in the USA

Wise Woman Birthday Card measures 5" x 7" with matching ARTvelope. Not only is all paper processed chlorine free, but it is Green-e certified and made with electricity generated from wind power. Not to be outdone, the envelope paper is produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw, an agricultural by product. Proudly Made in the USA!

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