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Not So Much Your Family, But Definitely You Anniversary Card

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Subtracting their toxic family from the equation... 🧮🧐

 Nothing says 'I love you' more than  letting your person know that you would do it all again, despite their whack-a-doo family. This cheeky Anniversary card will give them warm fuzzies, knowing that you've not begun plotting your escape.

  • Not So Much Your Family Anniversary Card
  • Front: I would choose you all over again.
  • Inside: Not so much your family but definitely you.
  • Made in the USA!

Colorfully illustrated inside and out, with fun yellow grid design and heart pattern, this anniversary greeting is a proud member of the appropriately named "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy.

This funny and painfully-true card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste and paired with a brown raft envelope that is 100% recycled, and 20% PCW. This set measures approximately 4.4 inches long x 6.3 inches wide. Proudly made in the United States of America.

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