Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card
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Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!"
For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card delivers the message via a jaded Raven heckling a pair of lovebirds sitting on a cemetery fence. Perfection.
- Front of card: "Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole."
- Inside of card: Blank for personal message
- Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees).
- Includes 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
- Protected with biodegradable cello sleeve
- Made in USA
Designed in Rhode Island by the hilarious, talented, and self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card is so good, you may die laughing.