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Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

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Original price $2.29
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Current price $1.71
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Take the doctor's advice!

Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches wide.

Ask Your Doctor Gum If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum, is a leading cause of a longer life and more friends. (NOT real medial advice and NOT guaranteed!)