At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum
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Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy
Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds.
Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment, you take it!
The light-hearted, retro tv design of this gum makes it a fun gift for yourself or your BFF who is sick of dieting and has a healthy sense of humor!
Love self-depricating humor? We sure do! Because if you can't laugh at yourself, ain't nobody is going to want to hangout with your lame ass, no matter how good it may be looking. #Truth
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. This petite pack pack of measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Yet another great stocking stuffer idea, our At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum by Blue Q!
