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At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

by Blue Q
in stock, ready to ship
Original price $1.99 - Original price $1.99
Original price
$1.99 - $1.99
Current price $1.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy

Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds.

Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment, you take it!

The light-hearted, retro tv design of this gum makes it a fun gift for yourself or your BFF who is sick of dieting and has a healthy sense of humor!

Love self-depricating humor? We sure do! Because if you can't laugh at yourself, ain't nobody is going to want to hangout with your lame ass, no matter how good it may be looking. #Truth

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. This petite pack pack of measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Yet another great stocking stuffer idea, our At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum by Blue Q!

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