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You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Happy Birthday! You look amazing...

So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our funny You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago! Is made in beautiful Los Angeles!