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Balloons and Shit Birthday Card

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Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈

Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfect obligatory card for those who have been around the block more than a few times, and have managed to keep their excellent sense of humor. We know how this goes. Time for the balloons and shit. Yay.

  • Balloons and Sh*t Birthday Card
  • Front: "Balloons and shit."
  • This snarky card checks all of the boxes for a cheeky birthday greeting and
  • Inside: Blank. Be as chatty as you'd like!
  • Created by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.
  • Handmade in the USA!

Designed by Cheeky Kumquat which was established in 2013 by Rain when she decided to spread her creative wings and leave the daily grind of doing stuffy banking stuff behind.

This unique card is professionally printed on high-quality 130lb card stock, this A2 folded card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Includes 100% recycled brown envelope. Packaged in a clear sleeve. Our Balloons and Shit Greeting Card will even make your 75-year-old grandma giggle!