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Better Than Sliced Bread Birthday Card

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The greatest thing since sliced bread!

It's no wonder this party-going bag of sliced bread looks concerned! The birthday wish delivered in our cheeky Better Than Sliced Bread Birthday Card is putting his elite status at risk! (And don't worry home slice - a marked day around the sun can't make a delicious grilled cheese like you do!)

  • Front of card: “I hope your birthday is even better than... you know…” "Better than what?" an iconic bag of sliced bread wonders aloud
  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Surrounded by red, blue, and yellow dots, and holding party balloons, the bag reads SLICED BREAD "The Greatest Thing" A CLASSIC
  • Letterpress printed on 100 lb. recycled cover stock
  • Made in the USA

You'd butter believe this card will leave the recipient feeling all warm and toasty inside! So go on, and roll with the tradition of giving cards to your friends, family, and loved ones! Because there is nothing better than finding something other than a bill or junk mail in your mailbox!

Made in the USA by designer and printer Michele Lee, from her studio in the Garden State. Letterpress printed by Lucky Horse Press on 100 lb. recycled cover stock. Folded card measures 4.25 inches wide × 5.5 inches tall. Matching envelope. Recyclable clear protective sleeve. Our Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Birthday Card is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

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