Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card
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Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas
Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressing rooms across the globe. Don't stress the holidays! 'Tis the season to pack on a few holiday pounds... Now somebody please pass us the cookies and milk!
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Front of Card: Does my ass look fat in this? Merry Christmas!
- Vintage illustration of Santa sporting his iconic red-fur-trimmed suit whilst giving us a wink as he tries to get his big cookie loving butt down the snow-covered chimney
- Inside: Blank for a personalized message.
- Printed on top-notch paper with brilliantly colored soy-based inks and perfectly paired with a shimmery copper envelope
- Made in the USA!
Eco-friendly. This A2 size folded card is printed on premium 100lb paper and measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. The accompanying metallic 80 lb envelope features a deep euro flap. Our Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card is thanks to a women-owned small business in the United States of America.
