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The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card

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Original price $4.99
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Current price $1.99
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Current price $1.99

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Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Look how much I love you Santa!

Our festive The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card is the perfect card for the winter holidays. We all want to be closer to Santa, right? I mean, he's the guy who brings us all the goodies! Christmas sweaters were yesteryear's rage, now we can start hanging Xmas ornaments and holiday tchotchkes in our hair so Santa will love us more.

  • Front: Woman with super beehive hair containing holiday objects stacked up high. Print says The Bigger the Hair, The Closer to Santa
  • Inside: Have a Stylin' Christmas
  • Santa loves you
  • Includes envelope
  • Made in USA
  • Spread holiday cheer

Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes with an envelope. The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card is designed and printed in the USA.

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