Biggest + Loudest Rubber Chicken
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Free Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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One big mother clucker!
Everybody loves and knows that Rubber Chickens are hilarious, especially when they squawk! The Biggest And Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22 inches long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the world.
This is the tuba of Rubber Chickens! We not only irritated our entire office when we tested this, but we irritated the people next door as well. We DO NOT recommend taking to work or do so at your own risk. Soooooo LOUD!
- Very loud squawk... seriously
- 22 hilarious inches long
- Not for the faint of ear
This screaming Rubber Chicken is a necessity for every prankster, joker and merrymaker! Definitely a sure laugh-getter and high point of hilarity! Made of superior quality vinyl that feels like plucked poultry skin.
