So You Don't Have To Squint Birthday Card
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This birthday card is easy on the eyes! 😍
Our playful So You Don't Have to Squint Birthday Card playfully pokes fun at the demise of your 20/20 vision, well past your 20s. Colorfully illustrated inside and out with a fun geometric pattern, it's a snazzy addition to the accurately named "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy.
- So You Don't Have To Squint Birthday Card
- Front: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
- Inside: I got you this card, so you didn't have to squint to read it. You're the only one who thinks you can still see.
- P.S. Speaking as a friend.. it may be time to increase the font size on your phone.
This cheeky card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste and paired with a kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. The card measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.25 inches wide. Proudly made in the USA!
