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Don't Exert Yourself Too Much. I Know You Don't Like Sweating Birthday Card

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Floats like a butterfly and stings like a son of a bee! ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ

Beautifully illustrated with a kaleidoscope of butterflies and inspirational words adorning the outside of this birthday card, they'll never suspect the sarcastic quip hiding inside, waiting to flutter and flap them in the face.

  • Sarcastic Butterfly Birthday Card
  • Front: This is your year to spread your wings and let your spirit soar!
  • Inside: But don't exert yourself too much. I know you don't like sweating.
  • Made in the USA

This card is part of the "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy. She has a knack for combining her love of illustration, hand-lettering, and design with biting wit and sarcasm.

Made in the USA! This funny card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste. The card is paired with a brown kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. Measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.3 inches wide.