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Cringy Wine Lover's Birthday Card

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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

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Chardon-hey girl, hey! πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ·

Aren't birthdays just grape?! While not all of us age like fine wine or appreciate the finest puns, that's okay. We can still lift our glasses and say sip-sip, hooray to another trip around the sun, and poke fun at one another for turning into our mothers.

Cringy Wine Lover's Birthday Card
Front: Hope your birthday is on cloud wine!
Inside: If you didn't cringe when you read the front of this card you are: 1. A person who sometimes exclaims, "It's wine o'clock!" 2. Officially your mother.
Proudlycrafted in the USA

Colorfully illustrated inside and out this card is a bold and flavorful addition to the aptly named "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy, combining her love of patterns,Β  and design with sharply delivered wit and sarcasm.

Made in the United States of America! Printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste, this fun and quippy card comes paired with a brown kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. Measures approximately 6.3 inches wide x 4.5 inches long.

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