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I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card

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International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

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So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐

Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way to tweeze your friend about getting older. They'll wonder how the pluck they didn't find it first!

  • Billy G.O.A.T. Sarcastic Birthday Card
  • Front: I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
  • Inside: Especially the one about your chine hairs not growing back. 
  • Farm raised in the USA.

Pretty in pink, and colorfully illustrated inside and out, this cheeky birthday greeting may be the G.O.A.T. in the "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy. No kidding!

This hilarious birthday card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste and paired with a kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. The card measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.25 inches wide. Proudly made in the USA, this card is a real goat scream!!

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