Your Cat Has Too Much Power Over You Birthday Card
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You let your cat get away with murder... 😼
Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time, when they've finally chosen to give their affection. Not to mention the crimes they get away with by glamouring us with their adorably manipulative Puss in Boots stare.
- Your Cat Has Too Much Power Over You Birthday Card
- Illustration features a cat who has found the purrfect new perch, much to this hanging plant's dismay.
- Inside: Your cat has too much power over you. It's the only reason you think these puns are purr-fectly acceptable.
- Proudly made in the USA!
Featuring colorful illustrations inside and out, this cat-thartic birthday card is a purrfect addition to the "Pretty Sarcastic" collection of greeting cards by Mrs. Murphy.
This sarcastically comical card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste and paired with a kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. The card measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.25 inches wide. Made in the United States of America.
