Bite Your Tongue Teether
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Bite your tongue!
Our Bite Your Tongue Teether is a new parenting essential. Because it's never too early to teach them to bite their tongue in certain situations! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Isn't that right, Martha?
Just like their mommy or daddy has to bite their tongue when they're pummeled with unsolicited advice from friends, family, and complete strangers about the right way to raise their baby.
Now, we know what your baby desperately wants to say...
- My teeth hurt!
- I'm hungry!
- I just took a massive poop!
- Need boobie!
- You look like you got too much sleep last night!
- Let me help you with that headache!
- No peas, PIZZA!
We get it, we get it! But could maybe you can help them chill out for a moment until you get out of the line at the grocery store. This sanity-saving device is way better than a regular teether because it will take a cringe-worthy situation into something entertaining for you and those witnessing said meltdown!
If you're searching for a baby shower gift, this one will leave their tongues a wagggin!
Includes one massive tongue-shaped teether. Recommended for teething babies 3+ months old. Rugged construction of 100% BPA-Free + PFC-Free silicone. Dishwasher safe.