Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel
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I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers!
Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up.
It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood collide. That space between where your love of adorable forest creatures and your foul-mouthed mastery of the English language merge.
Our Cute Little Fuckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is fun gift for those who love spending time in nature, searching the web for cuteness, artsy fartsy stuff, and dropping an f-bomb at the drop of a hat.
This kitchen towel features a tiny artist in the woods, teaching her gang of anamorphic pals how to paint. Oh, deer! We see a fawn, bunny, bear, butterfly, fox, birds, and a skunky little bud peeking out from behind a blossoming tree. It's a delight for the eyes, with a surprising punch line.
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Designed by BlueQ, our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is cute as fuck.
