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Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

by Blue Q
61 reviews
Availability:
in stock, ready to be shipped
Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
Original price
$12.99
$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
Shipping FAQ's

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers!

Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up.

It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood collide. That space between where your love of adorable forest creatures and your foul-mouthed mastery of the English language merge.

Our Cute Little Fuckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is fun gift for those who love spending time in nature, searching the web for cuteness, artsy fartsy stuff, and dropping an f-bomb at the drop of a hat.

This kitchen towel features a tiny artist in the woods, teaching her gang of anamorphic pals how to paint. Oh, deer! We see a fawn, bunny, bear, butterfly, fox, birds, and a skunky little bud peeking out from behind a blossoming tree. It's a delight for the eyes, with a surprising punch line.

Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Designed by BlueQ, our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is cute as fuck.

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