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Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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Original price $2.29
Original price $2.29 - Original price $2.29
Original price $2.29
Current price $1.71
$1.71 - $1.71
Current price $1.71
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Rude + Crude Gum

Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either.

This is the ultimate gum for those days when even your third cup of coffee isn't helping out. Whether it be a hangover or just bad news, some days we just need some time without people asking us what day it is on a Wednesday. Ha ha yep, it's hump day, get away from me.

8 pieces. Refreshing mint flavor. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.