F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Looks like the Morton Salt girl is having a rough day.
Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess.
Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for.
On the outside of this darling mitt, you'll enjoy a panoramic scene of a rainy kinda day! Lovingly designed with a vintage-inspired illustration of a contemplating beauty holding an umbrella seemingly discouraged by the weather. On the reverse side, it shows her battling against with the wind as her umbrella turns inside out, perfectly explaining the colorful language on the front of the mitt. That's foreshadowing, folks.
The good news is, on inside your hand will stay cool as a cucumber with the extra-quilted insulation! It's great for escorting freshly delivered food straight out of the plastic bag onto your counter!
A fun gift for the super snarky domestic goddess! Featuring an all-cotton, comfy, natural-fitting shape.
Blue. Screen-printed in rich colors. Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide. Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt just may be the Morton salt girl all grown up!
