Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Purr-haps... if cats could talk this dish towel would sum up their felines purrfectly.
No, our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same!
"Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's cool, we can totally relate!
You're not going to settle for people who don't like cats, so why settle for a basic dish rag! Think about it. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass purrsonality to your favorite room in the house, while you dish out some supurr advice.
It's the perfect gift, because who doesn't need another great dish towel?
This awesome catty design is screen-printed with waterbased inks on unbleached cotton. So, it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel is a purrfect gift for cat lovers!