I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

Blue QSKU: GUMC-7851
*FREE SHIPPING on $49+

Price:
Sale price$1.99
Stock:
In stock + ready to ship!

banner
Blue Q
Discover more fun gifts from Blue Q!
speak-no-evil-monkey
Swearing !@#$%
Shop more gifts with swearing!
sweets
Sweets + Treats
Shop more fun + weird candy! They make great stocking stuffers!

Description

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS

Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is.

Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile ego, or not, minty fresh laughter will prevail!

A terrifically funny gift for the directionally challenged know-it-all in your life.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Our I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum is a leading cause of laughter.

Blue Q - I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

Customer Reviews

Based on 149 reviews
83%
(123)
16%
(24)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
1%
(2)
M
Matthew M.
Fun Gag Gift

Delivered on time and as advertised

M
Madison M.
Good

Smaller then I though

C
Charles M.
Hmmmm,

I am enforcing my 5th amendment right

often purchased with...

recently viewed