I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Your prayers have been answered!
Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands.
Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to always keep your eye on the pie in the sky. Behold as this towel eloquently reveals your innermost desires:
I want a f*cking pizza to come down from the sky and be like... "I LOVE YOU, I'm here for you. I'm SORRY about all of the salads."
This amazing pizza angel design is screen-printed with water-based inks on unbleached cotton. So, it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel is a gift from the pizza gods!