I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum
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Candy For Times When You Need A Neverending Vacation
There are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers... I'm never coming back. Please hold my calls. Forever.
That settles it, we're sold on our I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum expressing our thoughts exactly! With all of this talk of maternity and paternity leave, we can't help daydreaming ourselves onto a beach in Mexico.
The perfect gift for a co-worker or friend in desperate need of a permanent vacation, but willing to settle for a hardly laugh and fresh breath!
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Made in Canada, eh!
