I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt
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Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ!
What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner time when Dad says it's dinner time! What? Does it look like he has three sets of arms or something?!
Our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is fun gift for Father's Day, birthdays, and anniversaries. Featuring a whirlwind of 6-armed greatness, this master cook is armed with weapons of his trade! He's a God among men, and his cooking skills will send shivas down your spine!
Super-insulated. 100% cotton.Screen-printed in rich colors; Beige, Red, Black, White. Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide. Our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is for foul-mouthed overachievers everywhere.