I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum
Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew Gum on you at all times! You never know when a deserving asshole will pop into frame.
Buy up a bunch of this gum. We have a feeling you're going to be handing it out as an unsolicited gift a lot. And it would suck to be surrounded too many assholes, and not enough gum.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Made in Canada, eh!