Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log?
Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next!
For enhanced communication with your feline friends, apply directly to the hole located between your nose and chin. Do not overuse product! You only need a whisker!
You may feel urge to stalk mice and birds, chase lose threads, lick plastic bags or walk on jigsaw puzzles. You may experience an increased fear of vacuum cleaners, be abnormally suspicious of any new object or visitor and go bat-shit crazy if anyone tries to rub your stomach.
If you cannot decide whether to stay in or go out, reduce dosage.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.