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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

by Blue Q
334 reviews
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Original price $1.99 - Original price $1.99
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Shipping FAQ's

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Payment Methods + Secure Checkout

No need to re-enter your information! Check out quickly and safely with Apple Pay, Paypal, Amazon Pay, Meta, G Pay or Shop payment or your prefered credit card.

Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log?

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next!

For enhanced communication with your feline friends, apply directly to the hole located between your nose and chin. Do not overuse product! You only need a whisker!

You may feel urge to stalk mice and birds, chase lose threads, lick plastic bags or walk on jigsaw puzzles. You may experience an increased fear of vacuum cleaners, be abnormally suspicious of any new object or visitor and go bat-shit crazy if anyone tries to rub your stomach.

If you cannot decide whether to stay in or go out, reduce dosage.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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