My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel
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Because it's important to know when to stop, and just throw in the (dish) towel.
Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying that it's more universal than you might think.
They may want you to think that they're eating all organic, like super fancy grass fed potatoes from the kettle chip farm - but there's a dirty secret in their pantry closet. There's nothing in there but junk food and take out menus! We're not going to name names, but they may be ordering takeout right as you sit down for dinner after feeling socially pressured to make a Pinterest + Instagram worthy dish.
Now don't get us wrong - we love to cook! And with experimenting in the kitchen, things can take a wrong turn pretty quickly - let's just hope the fire engine doesn't make a wrong turn on the way from rescuing you from your burnt meatloaf. If you need some help in the kitchen, all you have to do is say the word... Take-Out!
An awesome hostess gift, or for that well intentioned home cook who needs a life line from time to time.
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel is a gift from the food delivery gods!