Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks
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My Circus, My Monkeys
Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare that this is not your circus, not your monkeys... a true leader takes ownership and just rolls with the punches - literally and physically.
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve!
PLEASE NOTE: There’s no “right and left.” All Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - which means they're awesome from every angle. Our sassy phrases and graphics tend to fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
Includes one pair of men's socks in light heather grey with orange toes, two green banded-stripes, and a colorful sign declaring your role in the circus. Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Made of 61% soft luxurious combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex. A great gift for dads, boyfriends, or yourself! Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks will set the stage for shenanigans!
