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Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

by Blue Q
5 reviews
Availability:
Low stock
Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99
Original price
$14.99
$14.99 - $14.99
Current price $14.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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My Circus, My Monkeys

Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd like to distance yourself from the mayhem and declare that this is not your circus, not your monkeys... a true leader takes ownership and just rolls with the punches - literally and physically.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve!

PLEASE NOTE: There’s no “right and left.” All Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - which means they're awesome from every angle. Our sassy phrases and graphics tend to fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

Includes one pair of men's socks in light heather grey with orange toes, two green banded-stripes, and a colorful sign declaring your role in the circus. Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Made of 61% soft luxurious combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex. A great gift for dads, boyfriends, or yourself! Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks will set the stage for shenanigans!

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