Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to drive one completely mad. They're a perfect gift for your favorite pain in the @ss!
Now, if that special someone is you, then wear them proudly knowing the only thing that sets you apart from the rest of the world, is that you're better at not listening.
PLEASE NOTE: There’s no “right and left.” All Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - which means they're awesome from every angle. Our sassy phrases and graphics tend to fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
Includes one pair of men's socks in black, grey, and yellow. Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Made of 65% soft luxurious combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex. A great gift for dads, boyfriends, or yourself! Our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks are to be seen and not heard.