The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum
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Gum and a tasty diss rolled into one!
Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your Opinion Gum Is That I Asked For Pizza Gum will give them something to chew on and shut them up as they choke on their words.
We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place." It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum.
A great gift for anyone who needs these words delivered as punchy as possible minus the fists. Which ever way you slice it, you're guaranteed to get a rise out of them!
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
PLEASE NOTE: This also applies to all unsolicited political opinions!!