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The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

by Blue Q
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

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We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Gum and a tasty diss rolled into one!

Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your Opinion Gum Is That I Asked For Pizza Gum will give them something to chew on and shut them up as they choke on their words.

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place." It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum.

A great gift for anyone who needs these words delivered as punchy as possible minus the fists. Which ever way you slice it, you're guaranteed to get a rise out of them!

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

PLEASE NOTE: This also applies to all unsolicited political opinions!!

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