Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

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No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!

Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.

We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit. No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.

Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)

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Darrell S.
Funny but useful

Love it its funny and starts conversation. Creates laughs and makes ya giggle great gag gift

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Emily W.
Pootin left us hootin

I bought several of these air fresheners for the bathroom as a stocking stuffer. They are funny and work really well.

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Kathryn R.
Delivered as Expected

Ordered as a humorous birthday gift and was exactly as expected. Shipped well packed and on time.

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