Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Socks
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Payment Methods + Secure Checkout
No need to re-enter your information! Check out quickly and safely with Apple Pay, Paypal, Amazon Pay, Meta, G Pay or Shop payment or your prefered credit card.
Why Do Men Like To Walk Arounf Without Pants On?
Hey bro! Maybe it's not too appropriate for you to be freeballing around the house in your robe while my mom's around? And maybe you could move your piles of laundry back into your room, pay rent this month, and get your car out of dad's spot while you're at it?
Our Yo Dude, Put Some Pants On! Men's Socks is the perfect roommate gift for the not so perfect roommate. Great gift for always nude, or too close to being nude dad, boyfriend, husband, or your 40+ year old sponge of a brother son that never left your parent's house!
Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex. Forseriously. Hangover or not, would you please put some f*cking pants on?