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You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

by Blue Q
in stock, ready to ship
Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
Original price
$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed Socks

These flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7.

Unlike the majority of us whom, may or may, not slip right into our pajamas or comfy pants immediately once we get home from work... These ladies are the true heroes of the bus stop. Those super women who are already polished and preened and ready to flawless start the day - in stark contrast to possibly you / most likely us - who are still in our jammies, trying to hide raccoon eyes (which were created from the eyeliner and mascara we seem to forget to take off every evening) behind giant sunglasses.

These flawless super humans are always wearing the latest trends, polished from head to toe, and seem to glimmer as their perfectly selected jewelry gently clinks together like the sound of a wind chime on a clear fall day. It must be some sort of dark magic!

Or, you know, these socks are perfect for someone just like you. They're pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.

Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% soft luxurious combed cotton, 40% durable nylon and 2% spandex for snug as a bug fit. Grey with flowery print. A gift as snarky as you, our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks will put some sass in your step!

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