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Boobies Calculator Greeting Card

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5318008 Sums up what we learned in math class

Our delightfully immature Boobies Calculator Greeting Card will bring back a rush of nostalgia and giggles. In a land before the time suck known as the internet, simpler pleasures prevailed. Discovering you could spell boobies on your calculator by typing 5318008 and flipping it upside down, was one of the greatest revelations of all time.

  • Front: What I learnt in maths
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message
  • Design: llustration of a calculator turned upside down to reveal the secret message of 7 simple numbers. - your introduction into numerology and sex all in one
  • Hand-drawn design digitally colored and printed
  • Made in the UK

Handmade and illustrated by Goodwick, UK artist Frankie Nicholas. Printed on quality cardstock with a kraft envelope made from recycled paper. A fun gift and way to connect with childhood friends and contemporaries. Our Boobies Calculator Greeting Card accurately sums up what we learnt in maths, too.