Calm The F Down Candle

Whiskey River Soap Co.SKU: CNDL-6145

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Just breathe...

Unsurprisingly, our Calm the F Down Candle is on fire this year! However, unlike this unforgettable hot mess this candle does not smell like a dumpster fire.

Om, yeah. We get it. Everything is going to hell in a hand basket but come on, man! It's like yoga time. Meditation hour. So put those rain forest sounds in your AirPods and take a breather. Because we expect you in full keg-stand mode at our zoom rager later!

  • Smells like just breathe.
  • Hippy Dippy Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented
  • Hand-poured 100% vegan soy wax candle
  • Double wick burn time: 60 hours

A funny and thoughtful gift for friends, family, and co-workers. Just remember... This too shall pass! (and any other platitudes that might be full of shit.)

Calm the F Down Candle is handmade, which means no two are identical. So why don't you just calm the fuck down already? 17 oz. Burn time is approx. 60 hours.


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