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Calm The F Down Candle

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Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
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$24.99 - $24.99
Current price $24.99


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📦 Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

❤️ 60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Just breathe...

Unsurprisingly, our Calm the F Down Candle is on fire this year! However, unlike this unforgettable hot mess this candle does not smell like a dumpster fire.

Om, yeah. We get it. Everything is going to hell in a hand basket but come on, man! It's like yoga time. Meditation hour. So put those rain forest sounds in your AirPods and take a breather. Because we expect you in full keg-stand mode at our zoom rager later!

  • Smells like just breathe.
  • Hippy Dippy Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented
  • Hand-poured 100% vegan soy wax candle
  • Double wick burn time: 60 hours

A funny and thoughtful gift for friends, family, and co-workers. Just remember... This too shall pass! (and any other platitudes that might be full of shit.)

Calm the F Down Candle is handmade, which means no two are identical. So why don't you just calm the fuck down already? 17 oz. Burn time is approx. 60 hours.