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Captain Obvious Men's Socks

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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
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$12.99 - $12.99
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Have no fear! Captain Obvious is here!

Ahoy matey! Our cheeky Captain Obvious Men's Crew Socks are the perfect foot sweaters for the bloke who announces the readily apparent without hesitation! Having missed using this unnecessary talent in a previous life, he is doomed to roam the earth making awkward small talk about the glaringly obvious.

  • Captain Obvious Men's Crew Socks!
  • Features a sea captain, that states everything he sees
  • A fun gift for the well-intentioned, slightly annoying superhero nobody asked for, but still everyone loves
  • Made with soft combed cotton to keep your timbers from shivering and to help prevent splinters while walking the plank
  • Do not fill with rotten fish heads or broken glass before inserting foot
  • One size fits most

Pairs well with docksiders, and a-parent-ly it's an excellent gift for most dads on Father's Day, too!

Men's shoe size 7-12. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Created by Groovy Things, Co. - a family-run company with headquarters in Frisco, Texas. Our Captain Obvious Mens Crew Socks are obviously a fantastic addition to your growing collection of hilarious socks.