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Captain Obvious Men's Socks

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Original price $10.99 - Original price $10.99
Original price
$10.99 - $10.99
Current price $10.99

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Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Have no fear! Captain Obvious is here!

Ahoy matey! Our cheeky Captain Obvious Men's Crew Socks are the perfect foot sweaters for the bloke who announces the readily apparent without hesitation! Having missed using this unnecessary talent in a previous life, he is doomed to roam the earth making awkward small talk about the glaringly obvious.

  • Captain Obvious Men's Crew Socks!
  • Features a sea captain, that states everything he sees
  • A fun gift for the well-intentioned, slightly annoying superhero nobody asked for, but still everyone loves
  • Made with soft combed cotton to keep your timbers from shivering and to help prevent splinters while walking the plank
  • Do not fill with rotten fish heads or broken glass before inserting foot
  • One size fits most

Pairs well with docksiders, and a-parent-ly it's an excellent gift for most dads on Father's Day, too!

Men's shoe size 7-12. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Created by Groovy Things, Co. - a family-run company with headquarters in Frisco, Texas. Our Captain Obvious Mens Crew Socks are obviously a fantastic addition to your growing collection of hilarious socks.

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