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Cat Jokes Gum

by Blue Q
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Original price $1.99 - Original price $1.99
Original price
$1.99 - $1.99
Current price $1.99

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Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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10 Free Jokes Inside? You've cat to be kitten me!😸

We know, you're probably thinking our Cat Jokes Gum will be littered with jokes about fish and mice and yarn balls, right? You're probably right! However, chances are you won't find any that make your kitty the butthole of the joke. We wouldn't want them to take it purrrrsonally.

  • Cat Jokes Gum
  • NOT for cats. Just cat people.
  • Each box contains 8 pieces of candy-coated, Chiclet-sized cinnamon-flavored gum.
  • Designed with a retro-style that brings back memories of Bazooka Joe.
  • 10 free jokes inside! Open box carefully so you don't rip the jokes.
  • A fun gift to hand off to fellow cat comrades, pet sitters, and your favorite vet!

Includes bonus joke on the cover! Q: How do you know the earth is round? A: If it was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now. #sotruesotrue

Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall, and includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum.

Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).

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