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Ornament Destruction Season Christmas Card

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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

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Doggone it! Christmas can be a real pain in the glass!

Send a humorously relatable Christmas greeting with our Happy Ornament Destruction Season Card! As pet owners understand all too well, along with the magic of Christmas, comes the sense of impending doom, when our 4-legged friends are around! It's not just cats... dogs are guilty too! No matter how much paw-pointing they do. They're often equally to blame. (However, we have never seen a dog climb up the center of a tree.)
  • Front of card: Happy Ornament Destruction Season
  • Featuring a mischievous dog eyeballing its next shiny red victim hanging off the Christmas tree.
  • Inside: Blank for your personalized message.
  • Made in the USA!
Handmade in Charleston, South Carolina. This X-mas card measures 4 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. printed on heavy bright white matte card stock, and packaged in a cello sleeve with 100% recycled brown Kraft envelope. Our Happy Ornament Destruction Season Christmas Card is a hilarious gift of humor for dog lovers!

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