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Christmas Shit Limited Edition Candle

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

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It smells like boughs of holly and all that crap

Begrudgingly celebrate the joy of holiday gift-giving with our cheeky Christmas Shit Half-Pint Paint Can Candle. It will add to (or more likely become the only piece of) your holiday decor, a fun table-top conversation piece!

  • Christmas Shit Vintage Half-Pint Paint Can Candle
  • 8-ounces (half-pint) of premium soy wax poured into a half paint can with a retro-styled label culminates into the pinnacle of snarky holiday gifts
  • Vintage red, white, and green styled like a label from the 1950s reads: Pop open a half-pint of Pure Premium Christmas Shit; Boughs of Holly and All That Crap
  • Holiday Smell Scent (aka ​Cedar and Balsam)
  • Burn time: 40 hours
  • Made in the USA!

A hilarious hostess gift, stocking stuffer, dude gift, or white elephant gift exchange offering!

Cedar and Balsam Scented. Steel half-pint paint bucket holds 8 oz of premium US soy wax. This asshole-ish ambient candle is the perfect stocking stuffer size, measuring approximately 3.25 inches in diameter × 3.875 inches tall. Our funny Christmas Shit Paint Can Candle will mix in well with all of the other X-mas crap.

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