Christmas Shit Limited Edition Candle
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It smells like boughs of holly and all that crap
Begrudgingly celebrate the joy of holiday gift-giving with our cheeky Christmas Shit Half-Pint Paint Can Candle. It will add to (or more likely become the only piece of) your holiday decor, a fun table-top conversation piece!
- Christmas Shit Vintage Half-Pint Paint Can Candle
- 8-ounces (half-pint) of premium soy wax poured into a half paint can with a retro-styled label culminates into the pinnacle of snarky holiday gifts
- Vintage red, white, and green styled like a label from the 1950s reads: Pop open a half-pint of Pure Premium Christmas Shit; Boughs of Holly and All That Crap
- Holiday Smell Scent (aka Cedar and Balsam)
- Burn time: 40 hours
- Made in the USA!
A hilarious hostess gift, stocking stuffer, dude gift, or white elephant gift exchange offering!
Cedar and Balsam Scented. Steel half-pint paint bucket holds 8 oz of premium US soy wax. This asshole-ish ambient candle is the perfect stocking stuffer size, measuring approximately 3.25 inches in diameter × 3.875 inches tall. Our funny Christmas Shit Paint Can Candle will mix in well with all of the other X-mas crap.
